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Funny prank calls to say to stores11/30/2023 ![]() ![]() How come teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.Just went to an emotional wedding - even the cake was in tiers.Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!.He told me to stop going to those places. I told my doctor that I had broken my arm in two places.Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field!.How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?.How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.Why did the cat run away from the tree? It was afraid of the bark! Its bark scared him?.What do pampered cows produce? Spoiled milk.What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunder pants.Why were the parents so afraid of the energy drink? It was a Monster!.What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.“Why the big pause?”, asks the bartender. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”.Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it did not peel well. ![]()
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